Monthly Archives: September 2013

Dumb and Dumber To

I know it’s in its early days yet, but I have to say I am already looking forward to this film.

Both leads are outstanding actors in their own rights, but together they create magic.

Dumb and Dumber is one of my favourite films and having read a brief synopsis of the sequel I don’t think its going to disappoint.

This Is The End Review (Spoilers)

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As you can see from the poster and who is in it, you can guess what kind of  movie this is.. It revolves around a group of friend’s while the biblical apocalypse is happening around them and the group is falling out due to close proximity and not being able to keep in all things they have ever wanted to say to each other.. The actors play version’s of them selves, some slightly exagerrated some completly false, like Michael Cera’s coke addicted asshole.  First and foremost it is a comedy (black) with action/horror element’s at point’s. For the most part it is very good, the jokes come in the form of banter and out right insults between the actors. Some of this falls short of funny but mostly it’s hilarious. They get holed up in James Franco’s house after a house warming party with lot’s of celebrity cameo’s. The house by the way he designed himself which could be the most pretentious thing ever.. There is other cameo’s through the movie including Emma Watson which is pretty funny considering I cannot imagine her being like that in real life, and another near the end which I could not believe. The effects and action are good considering it come’s from first time director’s in Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg.. Some thing’s are are just plain weird like demons with thier junk swinging around, Jonah Hill being raped by one and  the afore mentioned cameo I could not believe.. But it all  kind of fits in this world.. So all in all I would recommend this and the surprise’s it holds including possibly the greatest most random ending ever!! Everybody Yeah…

Jar Jar Binks

When the creators of this character realised just how fucking terrible it was actually going to be, they rewrote the code for the CGI. They inserted subroutines that actually blocked the character from your memory approximately 20 seconds after the film ended. They hoped that this would discourage people from talking about how awful this animated series piece of shit really was.

As we all know, though, the experiment failed and this character is burned into our brains… never to be removed – except possibly by shock therapy or heroin.

The Frozen Ground Review **Spoilers**

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This movie is based on a true story so it will all ways be up for debate how much is accurate but as a film it works and I enjoyed it, there are some draw backs though. It centres on an investigation led by Jack Halcombe played by Nicolas Cage into missing women sparked by Cindy Paulson (Vanessa Hudgens) as she claims to have been kidnapped and raped by Robert Hansen (John Cusack). At first nobody believes her except Jack Halcombe. Not only does he believe her but he thinks that the missing women and similar reports by other women who were taken (which were ignored by police) are linked. He goes after Robert Hansen with everything he has while also trying to protect Cindy who is a bit of a mess and running away scared a few times (too many in my opinion as I got she was scared the first time she ran). The good – the movie plays out like a thriller slowly at first then as Jack gets more evidence the story moves on quicker. Until the final 15 mins when it becomes a race againt time thriller while he tries to get a confession from Robert or enough evidence to convict him. This plays out very well and keeps you on the edge of your seat as we all know he his guilty we just need the law to see he is. The acting is incredible, Nicolas Cage is amazing I always find that he seems to not turn up acting wise in all his movies but when he does he blows me away. John Cusack is absolutely incredible as the twisted serial killer coming apart at the seems as the movie progresses, probably his best performance I have seen from him. And Vanessa Hudgens is ok, she just seemed like she was all over the place. All though that could be intentional considering the state of mind the character is in. The bad – I’m not sure why but it all seemed very grungy which I think detracts from the film, Also the director does a lot of close ups which are not neccersary espeicially when it just seems pervy. over all I enjoyed it but it could of been better. There is text accross the screen at the end that tells you what happened to the people involved. And pictures of the victims they know about to say it is dedicated to them which I think is a nice touch.